Seven reasons to crawl under a rock.... - page 2

SEVEN REASONS TO CRAWL UNDER A ROCK 1. CURL UP AND DIE: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" ... Read More

  1. by   tattooednursie
    LOL! That was great!
  2. by   J-RN student
    Too Funny!
  3. by   ShelleyERgirl
    :roll :roll

    LMAO! The hair salon and blow job one reminds me of the time my mom went to get her hair cut and they asked her what kind of hair style she wanted , well my mom replied in a loud voice that she wanted a wedgie! After everybody in the shop laughed their butts off at my poor unsuspecting mom, the lady cleared her throat and said "ma'am, I think you mean a wedge". It was hysterical. I never let my mom live that one down.
  4. by   INTEVA
    Thanks, I needed that.
  5. by   Chiaramonte
    Thumbtacks...tampax...do sound the same....thanks for the laughs...printed them out and am going to post them at work tonight!
  6. by   Darlene K.
  7. by   RNsweetie
    :chuckle thanks i needed that.
  8. by   Mkue
    OMG, those are so funny !!!
  9. by   Allaroundnurse
    I will never forget the night I walked into the 69 y/o patients room, who had vulvar cancer, the doctor had ordered to use a blow dryer QID to perineum, and asked her if she was ready for her blow job.

    A nurse friend on arrival to the unit out of uniform, said to the doctor, "Oh, you don't recognize me in clothes"

    Another friend getting on the elevator, in her school nursing uniform, with her OB/GYN and told him hello. He looked at her and asked if he knew her. She replied "you aren't used to looking at my face", she said she just wanted to melt through the cracks in the door.
  10. by   yannadey
    rotflmao I won't be able to go to sleep now:roll :roll
  11. by   happystar
    Thanks is soo funny! Thanks!
  12. by   teeituptom
    I liked the one about the lady golfer, I almost dropped my tees and bag


    doo wah ditty
  13. by   anitame
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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