I don't know if you guys have heard these but here goes:
1) A father and his son was on there way to a base ball game. After the game, the father and son was in a accident. A very bad car accident. the father dies on scene, but the little boy was rushed to the ER. The doctors and nurses was to ready take him to OR. When the little boy arrived the doctor says: "I can't operate." He's my Son. How can that Be?
2) A man live on the 1th floor and has a job on the 9th floor, but every morning when he gets up at 5:00am he goes to the elevator and press the 4th floor , and gets off. Then he walks the stairs the rest of the way to work. Why?
3) A man was taking a trip from the U.S to Canada on a plane, the plane blew up on the boarder line. Where did they bury the man?
a very one one:
4) A man had a bag of corn, a fox ,and a duck and he had to get all three across a river on a boat. But only one at a time. Which one did he take first and so on?
I know these riddles might be old or even corny but I had to try? Let the ones that don't know have a chance.
I will post the answer later.