Nurses Humor
Published Sep 17, 2002
Helori
51 Posts
Surgeon:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God
Internist:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water, if the sea in calm
Talks with God if a special request is approved
General Practitioner:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Is occasionally addressed by God
Resident:
Barely clears a picket fence
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Swims well
Talks with animals
Intern:
Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to climb buildings
Is run over by the train
Is not issued ammunation
Doggie paddles
Talks to walls
Medical Student:
Runs into buildings
Wets himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without floaties
Mumbles to himself
Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
Nurse:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes wather with a single glance
The nurse in GOD!!!!
Andy S., BSN, RN
157 Posts
HLR_RN
YOU ROCK!!! LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED!!!!!!!!!!
RN from OZ
75 Posts
How true is that !!!!!
:roll :roll :rotfl:
cactus wren
295 Posts
Wonderful !!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:
Have sent this one on to all my nurse and doc friends....
Kaelie
45 Posts
It's sooooo very true!!!:)
Jotie
11 Posts
That was Great..... :roll ...... and best of all.... very, very, very true :roll
nakitamoon
215 Posts
HLR_RN~~~~~ LOVED IT!!!!!! So true~~~ & LMAO!!!!
Thanks for the laugh this morning!! ~kitamoon
ryaninmtv, ADN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN
114 Posts
OMG- I know all of those people!!!!
beckymcrn
145 Posts
:roll :roll :roll :roll
I work with all those people and it is most certainly true. Espicially the one about residents and students:rotfl:
Allison P
52 Posts
Very funny and very true (especially the one about surgeons):chuckle
traumaRUs, MSN, APRN
88 Articles; 21,250 Posts
Touche!
upset uniform
5 Posts
SOOOO true !