Nurses Rule!!!

  1. Surgeon:
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a train
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water
    Talks with God

    Internist:
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a switch engine
    Is faster than a speeding BB
    Walks on water, if the sea in calm
    Talks with God if a special request is approved

    General Practitioner:
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
    Is occasionally addressed by God

    Resident:
    Barely clears a picket fence
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
    Swims well
    Talks with animals

    Intern:
    Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to climb buildings
    Is run over by the train
    Is not issued ammunation
    Doggie paddles
    Talks to walls

    Medical Student:
    Runs into buildings
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Cannot stay afloat without floaties
    Mumbles to himself
    Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times

    Nurse:
    Lifts buildings and walks under them
    Kicks trains off the track
    Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
    Freezes wather with a single glance
    The nurse in GOD!!!!
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   Andy S.
    HLR_RN


    YOU ROCK!!! LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED!!!!!!!!!!
  4. by   RN from OZ
    How true is that !!!!!
    :roll :roll
    Last edit by RN from OZ on Sep 17, '02
  5. by   cactus wren
    Wonderful !!!!
    Have sent this one on to all my nurse and doc friends....
  6. by   Kaelie
    It's sooooo very true!!!
  7. by   Jotie
    That was Great..... :roll ...... and best of all.... very, very, very true :roll
  8. by   nakitamoon
    HLR_RN~~~~~ LOVED IT!!!!!! So true~~~ & LMAO!!!!

    Thanks for the laugh this morning!! ~kitamoon
  9. by   ryaninmtv
    OMG- I know all of those people!!!!
  10. by   beckymcrn
    :roll :roll :roll :roll
    I work with all those people and it is most certainly true. Espicially the one about residents and students
  11. by   Allison P
    Very funny and very true (especially the one about surgeons):chuckle
  12. by   traumaRUs
    Touche!
  13. by   upset uniform
    SOOOO true !
  14. by   dstudent
    GOOOOOOOOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!

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