No Bed Flatulence - page 2

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise... Read More

  1. by   JailRN
    :roll

    "sounds" like somebody I know
  2. by   nakitamoon
    Robin ,,,,, good question,,,, would you have told him the truth,,,, mmmmm think not,,,,

    Vegas,,,,,, as always,,,, LMAO,,,, ROTFFLMAO,,,,,,

    THANK YOU!!!! ~kita
  3. by   canoehead
    Think about the ER nurse that would have to fish all that crud out ... and what about triage- "well, ma'am, I farted, and my guts jest kinda spilled out..."
  4. by   RN-PA
    Thanks for the great story, LasVeagasRN. The man in this story *IS* my Father, and he and my Mom howled over it when I emailed it to them. He's now showing it to all his friends and our relatives who know him and his "gas problems" only too well.
  5. by   JoulesOTheHeart
    This is the perfect revenge. I love it!!!:roll :chuckle
  6. by   Estella
    I just don't want to think about how it must have smelled the following morning!!!!!! :imbar :imbar :imbar
    Sounds--literally--like my father-in-law!!!
    LOL
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle


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