Most Embarassing Moment

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Have you had a most embarassing moment at work or when you were in nursing school? I did. It was when I was in nursing school.

I was the oldest student. Went back to school after 35 years as a non-student, Well anyway, being the oldest student in the class, and most of my classmates ranging in age from 18-25, I wasn't included in a lot of the conversations the younger students were having, and truthfully, I didn't want to be in some of them.

Well anyway, I most always ate alone, etc, basically, there were cliques. So always being left out, I had my day at the end of our shift one afternoon.

We all got in the elevator to go change and attend post- conference. As the elevator door closed, one of the strong, silent types emitted from you know where. It wasn't long before that unappetizing odor permeated the entire inner surface of the elevator. I stood there quiet, which I did most of the time anyway, when my classmates began accusing one another of causing the event. All denied, and when I was asked, I replied, "Who, me?" The blame got laid on one of the younger classmates, and I said nothing, but surely was enjoying the moment.

:p

Well, my most embarassing moment came when I had to put a foley in a 90-something lil ol lady....(Rumor had it that she was a hooker back in the day) Well I clean her and get ready to insert the foley and she clamps down hard on my hand and starts "grinding" on my hand, all the while yelling somehting like give it to me baby! And boy she was strong...it took 2 other people to pull her legs open and free my hand...yck!

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:She was only trying to get some relief. Just think, you provided a valuable service for her. Hee hee!!

Well, my most embarassing moment came when I had to put a foley in a 90-something lil ol lady....(Rumor had it that she was a hooker back in the day) Well I clean her and get ready to insert the foley and she clamps down hard on my hand and starts "grinding" on my hand, all the while yelling somehting like give it to me baby! And boy she was strong...it took 2 other people to pull her legs open and free my hand...yck!
Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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