More joys of getting older....

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

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>1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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>2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

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>3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

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>4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

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>5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

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>6. If all is not lost, where is it?

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>7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

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>8. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

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>9. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

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>10. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

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>11. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

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>12. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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>13. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

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>14. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

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>15. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

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>16. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

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>17. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

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>18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

[live4today, RN]

Good ones jnette! :chuckle

These are the ones in your list that I have personally had many laughs about in my own life. Enjoy!

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

>1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

>3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

>4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

>6. If all is not lost, where is it?

>7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

>9. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

>10. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

>14. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

>16. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

>17. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

>18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

:chuckle

[nowplayingEDRN]

Hehehehehehehe! I see alot of me in these :D

[funnygirl_rn]

Good ones jnette!