Moods of men and women.

  1. MOODS OF A WOMAN

    An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
    a woman is a bundle of contradiction,
    she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
    but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
    she'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse
    she'll break open his head and then be his nurse
    but when he's well and can get out of bed
    she'll pick up the teapot and aim for his head.
    beautiful and keenly sighted, yet blind,
    crafty and cruel, yet simple and kind
    she'll call him a king, then make him a clown,
    raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down.
    she'll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man,
    or make him her lackey to carry her fan.
    she'll run away from him and never come back
    but if he runs away, then she'll be on his tracks
    sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
    she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
    she'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
    she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk
    at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
    she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.



    MOODS OF A MAN

    Horny.
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   wildhoney
    I love this! I'm forwarding it on.
  4. by   debbyed
    I Love it!!!!!!!!!!! And my husband would agree with it 100% Both parts!

    :roll :chuckle :roll
  5. by   RNIAM
    very funny!!
  6. by   micro
    roflmao.........

    betts, women we are pegged.........

    men, well I would have to ask.......

    roflmao.........


    betts, I want your first book!!!!!!!!! signed and dated.....top$$$
  7. by   Traci308
    This is so true....Betts you're awsome with the words. I also must pass this beauty on to others.
  8. by   teeituptom
    Howdy Yall
    From deep in the heart of texas

    Scares the bejasus outta me

    keep it in the short grass, yall
    teeituptom

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