Moods of men and women.

[betts]

MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,

a woman is a bundle of contradiction,

she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,

but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

she'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse

she'll break open his head and then be his nurse

but when he's well and can get out of bed

she'll pick up the teapot and aim for his head.

beautiful and keenly sighted, yet blind,

crafty and cruel, yet simple and kind

she'll call him a king, then make him a clown,

raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down.

she'll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man,

or make him her lackey to carry her fan.

she'll run away from him and never come back

but if he runs away, then she'll be on his tracks

sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,

she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

she'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,

she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk

at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,

she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

MOODS OF A MAN

Horny.

[wildhoney]

I love this! I'm forwarding it on.

[debbyed]

I Love it!!!!!!!!!!! And my husband would agree with it 100% Both parts!

:roll :chuckle :roll

[RNIAM, BSN, RN]

very funny!!

[micro, RN]

roflmao.........

betts, women we are pegged.........

men, well I would have to ask.......

roflmao.........

betts, I want your first book!!!!!!!!! signed and dated.....top$$$

[Traci308]

This is so true....Betts you're awsome with the words. I also must pass this beauty on to others.

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

Howdy Yall

From deep in the heart of texas

Scares the bejasus outta me

keep it in the short grass, yall

teeituptom