BARIUM-What you do when the patient dies.
URINE-The opposite of "You're out!"
CAUTERIZE-Made eye contact with her.
OVA-Finished, done with it.
SPERM- To reject, look away from.
DILATE-To live a long time.
ENEMA-Opposite of a friend.
NODE-Was aware of.
WHITE COUNT- The number of caucasians.
HERNIA FIBRILLATE- Pertaining to a female's knee.
D&C-Where Washington is.
RECTUM-Dang near killed him.
CORONARY-Domesticated yellow bird.
PENIS-Someone who plays the piano.
HUMERUS-To tell us what we want to hear.
INTESTINE-Currently taking an exam.
OUTPATIENT-A person who has fainted.
PPAP SMEAR-To slander your father.
PELVIS-The evil twin of Elvis.
CAT SCAN-When the Secret Service looks for Socks.