i have heard a few...anyone alse?
"my cousin's son has smilin' men-in-jesus." (spinal meningitis)
"i have sick-as-hell anemia." (sickle cell anemia)
"my doctor said i have romantic heart disease." (rheumatic heart disease)
"i been coughin' alot. i think i got ammonia." (pneumonia)
" i haven't moved my bowels in 25 hours. i need some milk of amnesia, dearie."(good ole mom)