Kids On Marriage

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> > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

> > * You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you

> > like sports, she should like it, and she should keep the chips and dip

> > coming.

> > Alan, age 10

> >

> > * No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to

> > marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who

> > you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10

> >

> > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

> > * Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER

> > by then. Camille, age 10

> >

> > * No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get

> > married. Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

> >

> > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

> > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the

> > same kids. Derrick, age 8

> >

> > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

> > Both don't want any more kids

> > Lori, age 8

> >

> > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

> > * Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to

> > know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long

> > enough.

> > Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure?)

> >

> > * On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that

> > usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age

> > 10

> >

> > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

> > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers

> > and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9

> >

> > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

> > * When they're rich.Pam, age 7

> >

> > * The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess

> > with that. Curt, age 7

> >

> > * The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should

> > marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard,

> > age 8

> >

> > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

> > * I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm

> > never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.

> > Theodore, age 8

> >

> > * It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

> > someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)

> >

> > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

> > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age

> > 8

> >

> > "AND THE NUMBER ONE FAVOURITE IS..............................."

> >

> > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

> > Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

> > Ricky,

> > age 10

> >

> >

> >

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:rotfl::rotfl:

:roll :roll ;) Very cute!

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Those are the cutest things ever! I LOVE listening to kids...except when I'm eating out, then I wish their parents had left them at home:chuckle!

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Cuuuuuuute !!! ;)

:roll too cute:roll

LOL too funny!!!!!!

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