Just Wondering....

  1. AN OLD MAN WAS SITTING ON A BENCH AT THE MALL.
    A YOUNG MAN WALKED UP TO THE BENCH AND SAT DOWN.
    HE HAD SPIKED HAIR IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS;
    GREEN, RED, ORANGE, BLUE AND YELLOW.
    THE OLD MAN JUST STARED.
    EVERY TIME THE YOUNG MAN LOOKED, THE OLD MAN WAS STARING.
    THE YOUNG MAN FINALLY SAID SARCASTICALLY,
    'WHAT'S THE MATTER OLD TIMER,
    NEVER DONE ANYTHING WILD IN YOUR LIFE?"
    WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE. THE OLD MAN REPLIED.
    "GOT DRUNK ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PARROT,
    I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON."
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   acuteobrn
    heard that one before but it still makes me laugh!

    thanks i needed it
  4. by   Spidey's mom
    Heard it before too but still funny.

    And you wonder why people who decide to draw attention to themselves by whatever means, get mad when we look!!

    A couple of years ago my family and I were in a Taco Bell when about 6 teenagers walked in wearing all kinds of body piercings and black clothes and unusual hairdos . . . .when everyone in the restaurant looked up and at them, the teens started yelling at everyone . . .. geez.

    Hard to fight human nature . .

    steph
  5. by   rnnurse2be
    To funny! I havent heard this one, but loved it!
  6. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Happy to have given everyone a good chuckle for the day. and Steph, my philosophy is, If ya don't want folks to stare, don't draw attention to your self. How rude of thoes youngsters to start yelling when people looked. You just can't help it when people put on a display of attention drawing clothing, hair styles and piercings. Oh well C'est la vive!

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