1.what does the phrase, "you might feel a little pressure" really mean?
2.what does it mean when my doctor tells me to bend over and say "ah"?
3.should my proctologist be smiling when he's putting his gloves on?
4.is the sight of small animals trapped in a glass tank, supposed to relax me while i'm waiting to see my doctor?
5.why is it, i go to my doctor for a pimple on my butt, and the next thing i know, i'm on the extended follow up plan?
6.why didnt anyone tell me things were going to smell so BAD?
7.i don't know about you, but the first question i ever asked my nursing instructor was, "you want me to stick this up his what?"
8.if my insurance won't pay for an enema, is my doctor going to kick the **** out of me? (excuse my grammar
9.who was it, and what the hell were they thinking, that first tried cod liver oil?
10.can you make a candle out of ear wax?