Nurses Humor
Published May 7, 2001
Hum'nbird
8 Posts
Hi everybody:
Am new to this site and I'm looking around. Found the joke section and couldn't be happier if I were twins. Hoping to meet some friends, laugh a whole lot, and try and figure out why I still love being a nurse. I was at another site for awhile, met some awesome folks, but things got a little weird there. Hope that doesn't happen here, but then I'm not THAT green to know people are people and misery always loves company. Anywho, here's a joke you might like:
Two texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down at the other end and orders a martini.
Stunned by her beauty, the two guys stare at her for awhile, debating whether to approach her, when all of a sudden, she begins to cough, clutch her throat, and begin to turn blue.
One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!" The other agreed and said, "think we should go help?" "you bet," said the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can you speak?"
She shook her head no. He then asked, "Can you breathe?" She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt.
She was so shocked , she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.
At wich point, the first Texan looked at his friend and exclaimed, "I guess that hind lick maneuver really does work!"
Maureen007
18 Posts
Franky-I laughed so hard I almost choked and needed one! :) Maureen
SchmalRN
11 Posts
THank you Franky/Hum'nbird!! I needed a laugh today, that was so cute! :)
duckie
365 Posts
After the day I had, I needed a good laugh. Thanks!!!!