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I'm Baaaack!--The Eulogy



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Sep 18, 2003 02:47 PM

I'm Baaaack!--The Eulogy

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

Hi Y'all,

Bob was near death. As his condition deteriorated, he motioned frantically for something to write on, and the pastor put the unread note in his pocket.
As the pastor was giving the eulogy at Bob's funeral, he realized he was wearing the same jacket he was when Bob died. He said,"You know, ol' Bob handed me a note just before he died. I havn't looked at it, but I'm sure there's a word of inspiration for us all."
He opened the note, and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen hose!"

CHEERS!


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from jnette
Old Sep 18, 2003, 06:34 PM

UH-oh !!!!
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from gwenith
Old Sep 18, 2003, 07:35 PM

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Old Sep 18, 2003, 09:24 PM

I like your picture Jnette.
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