Hi Y'all,
Bob was near death. As his condition deteriorated, he motioned frantically

for something to write on, and the pastor put the unread note in his pocket.
As the pastor was giving the eulogy at Bob's funeral, he realized he was wearing the same jacket he was when Bob died. He said,"You know, ol' Bob handed me a note just before he died. I havn't looked at it, but I'm sure there's a word of inspiration for us all."
He opened the note, and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen hose!"
CHEERS!
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