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Apr 03, 2009 08:34 AM

If I Push this Button, What Will Happen? (very funny)


In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN

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No. 1
from jmgrn65
Old Apr 03, 2009, 09:09 AM

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rofl, thanks for sharing.
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from WoofyMutt80
Old Apr 03, 2009, 10:08 AM

Default Re: If I Push this Button, What Will Happen? (very funny)
No Problem! I thought I would share this with everyone!
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from chicookie
Old Apr 03, 2009, 01:48 PM

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ouch. LOL
poor man. ROFL
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from WoofyMutt80
Old Apr 03, 2009, 03:27 PM

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talk about a car wash for the undercarriage!
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from truern
Old Apr 03, 2009, 03:33 PM

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I want one of those bathrooms...minus the ATR!!
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from jayne109
Old Apr 03, 2009, 03:39 PM

Default Re: If I Push this Button, What Will Happen? (very funny)
Originally Posted by truern View Post
I want one of those bathrooms...minus the ATR!!
Can I get one too?Wonder if that was a Basic package or the top of the line? Any other features?
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