Headlines in 2035

  1. Baby conceived naturally.....Scientists stumped

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world

    California Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock

    Authentic Year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million

    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon)Iraq still closed off

    Physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels

    Castro finally dies at age 112

    Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking

    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036

    35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss

    Texas executes last remaining citizen

    Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants

    Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches

    Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed

    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036
    Last edit by Vsummer1 on Aug 26, '02
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   kittyw
  4. by   JAYNE :DANCE:
    :chuckle
  5. by   Brownms46
  6. by   Brita01
    The one about Texas really cracked me up. :roll
  7. by   formernurse
    In my case "95 year old nurse finally gets her BSN---does cartwheels across the stage." LOL
  8. by   CarolynLVN
    :chuckle :roll
  9. by   Sleepyeyes
    hehehe! good ones!

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