Headlines in 2035

[Vsummer1]

Baby conceived naturally.....Scientists stumped

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world

California Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock

Authentic Year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon)Iraq still closed off

Physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels

Castro finally dies at age 112

Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss

Texas executes last remaining citizen

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036

[kittyw]

:rotfl:

[JAYNE DANCE]

:chuckle :rotfl:

[Brownms46]

:rotfl:

[Brita01]

The one about Texas really cracked me up. :roll

[formernurse]

In my case "95 year old nurse finally gets her BSN---does cartwheels across the stage." LOL

[CarolynLVN]

:chuckle :rotfl: :roll

[Sleepyeyes]

hehehe! good ones! :rotfl: