Giving more than 100%

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How To Give 103%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. IF :

A = 1

B = 2

C = 3

D = 4

E = 5

F = 6

G = 7

H = 8

I = 9

J = 10

K = 11

L = 12

M = 13

N = 14

O = 15

P = 16

Q = 17

R = 18

S = 19

T = 20

U = 21

V = 22

W = 23

X = 24

Y = 25

Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E =

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%.....

This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But--EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high priced consultants, coaches, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want you to exceed 100%!

Higher than 103% IS:

A $ $ K I S S E R

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+5+18=120

By golly, you are right! You are good at math! :D

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I love this, Printed it out to take to work.

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