Funny Signs - page 4

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak." In a nonsmoking area, "If we... Read More

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    LOL LOL I agree with the mind part

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    Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
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    Originally posted by WashYaHands
    I used to live in Alaska, and one day while driving down a highway I came across an establishment called, "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn".

    Now THAT one's toooo funny............Love it!!

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    Lost your cat? Check under my wheel.
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    on an old rust bucket of a car, if you can read this your too close and my brake lights don't work

    be alert! the world needs more lerts.
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    My husband likes to find bumper stickers for my car. One said"Only a b**ch like me could love a b**tard like him.' Another one said "The only thing my wife uses a broom for is to ride it to work."
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    Bumper sticker on pick-up truck...I FOUND JESUS!!!! He was behind the couch the whole time. Shouldn't laugh, but I did...
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    My mother and I both have a tendency to confuse what signs are really trying to say. She got stumped at Penny's one day by "Watch batteries while you wait." (Who would want to watch batteries?)

    At an intersection near a Shoney's I saw "Smothered chicken w/ salad bar" and thought, what, you just held a lettuce leaf over his beak till he ceased to struggle??

    Some days are slower than others, but eventually I get it!
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    WARNING: Rated PG13

    I wonder how many car accidents these caused:

    Billboard for a car repair shop - "...For the best hand-job in town."

    Billboard for a meat product - Picture of a man at the grill and a woman hugging him from behind. "Pork. The one you love."

    Marquee for a church - "A loose tongue often gets into a tight place."
    Last edit by Flynurse on May 28, '02
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    what about when someone is selling their car and they have a sign that reads: "For sale by owner" who else woud be selling their car???

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