Funniest complaints

Hi
thank you about thes supject .because it make my remember many fuuny complain i face it during my work , and thes one of it :

=> last yeare i stuck in hospital for 2 day's in winter because of snow which is somthing happend once or twice every years in may countre and when that happend all road , car and even the car of fair Department stouk some time .

i work in floor i have pt male abouve 70 yr's old and how do a lap chole befor few day's and he full recuvard and in plan for discharge in the day befor the snow storm and pt know by doctor about discharge and pt keep asking about going home and we keep tilling him that it snow out ther and we cant get you out of her untill the all road open and your son came to take you and he was thinking that we laying on him al time . about 3pm i was making around with my partner when we see the pt try to get out of room and gooing out and we follwe him and he start running and while he saing you all layers i awill go home alone , while we talking to him we reach the door and the old man open it ,then he surprise and make his funny statment :

((( oh may god......how you bring the snow in summer....how do you do that .....all that to stop me ....... what i do for you ..... what i do for you )))

note :sorry im not very good in english so for give me about the nestake in writen

Once had the father of a bili baby in NICu come storming out of the NICU and out to the desk. when asked if he could be helped he said very loudly:

I am very upset. You have my baby back there naked, and there are boys in the room!!!!! You have her blindfolded and under McDONALD's lights!!!!! why are you torturing her??????

We very calmly had to explain to him that the baby boys could not see more than 3 feet in front of their faces so his daughter's privacy was kept, and that the "blindfold" was to protect her eyes from the UV LIGHT that is helping to taking the jaundice away.

He said "oh" and slunk back to mom's room. LOL