For Those of us Who Have Or Have Had Kids

  1. Have you ever asked your child a question too many
    times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems
    with potty training and I was on him constantly. One
    day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in
    between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining
    room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something
    funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old
    daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that
    Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I
    asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I
    kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an
    accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then
    I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an
    accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must
    have had an accident, because the smell was getting
    worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you
    have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked!
    down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and
    yelled.
    "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly
    choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly
    pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made
    me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh
    they'd ever had!
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   karenG
    you had to ask.....................

    Karen
  4. by   wannabemw
    hahahhahahah baahhhhaaaaa

    tears rolling down my eyes.....

    LMAOROTF

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