For All Women

  1. [color=#c0c0c0]i shave my legs, i sit down to pee
    and i can justify any shopping spree.
    i can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
    can talk to my friends about the size of my a--.(butt)
    [color=#c0c0c0]my beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
    at least i can admit to others when i'm wrong.
    i don't drive in circles at any cost,
    and i don't have a problem admitting i'm lost.

    i never forget an important date
    you just gotta deal with it, i'm usually late
    i don't watch movies with lots of gore
    don't need instant replay to remember the score.

    don't say to your friends, oh yeah, i can get her
    in your dreams, my dear, i can do better!
    flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
    would you look at my face, not at my chest!

    i don't have a problem with
    expressing my feelings
    i know when you're lying,
    you look at the ceiling .

    don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.
    i am a woman, get it, tom, harry and dick?

    ps if you click on you're mouse, it'll highlight
    Last edit by FranEMTnurse on Jul 5, '04
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