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Jul 05, 2004 at 05:46 PM by Frances LeMay
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
And I can justify any shopping spree.
I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my a--.(butt)
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
I don't watch movies with lots of gore
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem with
Expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling .
Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, Get it, Tom, Harry and Dick?
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