Fact about men....for women ;)

[misti_z]

:roll

Facts about men...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine.....

They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

[Brownms46]

That's pretty funny:chuckle

But a little too close to the truth for IMHO:p

Brownie:cool:

[Zhakrin]

Hey I resemble that remark! lol

[Idealevie]

so true

mines still in the stomping stage

[SICU Queen]

LMAO

(wearing boots in Mississippi and stomping like crazy...)

[NICU_Nurse, BSN, RN]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You stole my quote! :>(

[live4today, RN]

Brownie, you stole my line! :chuckle :roll :chuckle

I couldn't find one sentence "not true to life" in my neck of the woods!

And, how I looooooovvvvvvvveeeeee that "wine theory" at the end! Amazing Grace, how sweet the Wine! :chuckle

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem :chuckle