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Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning.

When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,

Clueless

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Dear Clueless:

Dump him. You're a New York Senator now. You don't need him anymore.

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Originally posted by sb22

I think I enjoyed the posts following the joke even better than the original post.:roll :roll

(It was a really funny joke, I might add!) :rotfl:

Me too...thanks for the good laugh (the joke I mean) :)

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Originally posted by daughterjudy213

That description sounds a lot like my dad. He now lives in Las Angeles and my bro. and I live with our mom. My dad sounds a lot like you husband. I think you shouldn't wait to long... get out of that marriage. There's got to be something better out there for you. Someone who actually cares for you. What I'm trying to say is get out of that relationship and find someone better. Good luck.;)

Daughterjudy,

If you look at the thread you were brousing it says: Humor

It was not real, it was a joke. We surely did not mean to offend you and we are sorry that you experienced something like this joke.

Christie

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Originally posted by funnygirl_rn

Thanks Untamed for clarifying.

Anytime, my friend, any time.

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Trying not to giggle here, ...but, for some reason those couple posts above remind me of that movie called, "Ground-Hog Day".

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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OHHHHHH!!!! Ok, i'm sorry. I didn't realize it was a joke. I must be a dumb blonde or something. Nothing offended me at all. Sorry again. What part was funny ???

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Are you serious?

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OHHHHHH!!!! Ok, i'm sorry. I didn't realize it was a joke. I must be a dumb blonde or something. Nothing offended me at all. Sorry again. What part was funny ???

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:chuckle :chuckle :

That made me laugh more than the comments! Thanks for the laugh! I grew up in a family of blondes. As my daughter would say, (who happens to be a brunette like me), exhibit #3,500,699!

:chuckle

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LMAO! blondboob.gif Yes, the replies WERE even funnier!

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Bahaaaaaaa! Yes, the replies truly were funny!!!

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OH dear...I feel sorry for people who actually thought this was real and took the time to post a sincere helpful reply. Poor things. But...it is posted under "humor."

And I'm also laughing because the original post was damn funny. Nice one!:chuckle

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