Computer language Translations for Rednecks

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

Computer terms for Rednecks

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick

Byte - What your pitbull did to cousin Jethro

Cache - Needed the day before payday

Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

Terminal - Time to call the undertaker

Crash - When you go to junior's party uninvited

Digital - The art of counting on your fingers

Diskette - Female Disco dancer

Fax - What you lie about to the IRS

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tatoos

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

Mac - Big Bubba's favourite fast food

Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers

Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high

Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live

Network - scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the Pope lives

Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast

Superconductor - XPT's employee of the year

[PassionateOne]

I also split my appendix in half...

God that's some funny stuff... :-)

Fred

BTW-I'm not into making fun of people.

We all have our strengths and weaknesses. I think God made us all a lil' humorous to show the lighter side of things.

For instance...

Rockefeller Skating Rink (in NYC) doesn't ever charge me for ice-skating when I go there. Between the entertainment that spectators get from watching me try to stay on my feet;

ANNNNNNNNNND

not having to clean the ice after each session... (because I'm constantly falling all the time), They want to pay me for showing up. And I'm a big guy. 6'5, 230 lbs.

I've never seen myself on camera, but I would imagine that I'm propably funnier than a 1-arm paper-hanger... :-000

Warm regards, adn God Bless!!!