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Christmas Carols for all you Psych nurses..



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Aug 26, 2001 01:06 PM

Christmas Carols for all you Psych nurses..


SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and
Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll tell you Why.

MASOCHISTIC:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

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3 Comments
No. 1
from nurse-lou
Old Aug 30, 2001, 01:25 AM

OMG--ROFLMAO--good one!
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No. 2
from misti_z
Old Aug 30, 2001, 07:22 AM

That's great!!!

Thanks
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No. 3
from kennedyj
Old Sep 05, 2001, 05:58 PM

hi,
heres 2 more:

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell............(oops,better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
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