Boy, Did I Feel Stupid!

Well, I had another "moment" yesterday. I adopted a kitten and was trying to get her and my groceries in the house. We have 2 steps that lead up to our back door. Well, kitty claws the crap out of me and takes off and I start to take off after her and I end up missing a step completely and bust my butt. I grabbed hold of the doorknob and when I landed I still had the doorknob in my hand. Great, now we need a knew knob. I totally stripped that one out!

/whining on...But I didn't wanna win!... /whining off I just know one of my neighbors was probably looking outside filming their birds or something and in the background you can see me in all my glory LOL Sprawled out on there looking at the doorknob in my hand, kitty playing with my shoestrings.

Oh gosh, if my husband stood over me with a bat I would have freaked out too! Hehe Nerd...that just cracked me up. Going after a spunky with a bat!

One time my dad was having a nightmare about a fuzzy dog climbing up the wall and when it got on the ceiling it fell on him. He kicked the wall so hard he got sheet rock under his big toe and to this day that toenail is about 1/2" thick!! This was about 20 years ago or so.

I'm such a clutz, I've had so many "moments" here lately, that I'm beginning to wonder if I'm turning 11 again! Hmmm....that's a thought....

LOL Nursebella3!
I ripped my shorts at the lake one time and I just couldn't figure out why I felt so breezy! Finally, after a few laughs at my expense, my husband finally told me.