Books for light summer reading

  1. SUMMER READING - THE WORLDS 20 THINNEST BOOKS
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    > 20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
    > 19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver
    > 18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino
    > 17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
    > 16. MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan
    > 15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates
    > 14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman
    > 13. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
    > 12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
    > 11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
    > 10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
    > 9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
    > 8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
    > 7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
    > 6. ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres
    > 5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    > 4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the Sierra Club
    > 3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
    > 2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson
    > 1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   live4today
    Too funny indeed! :chuckle
    Especially the one about "The things Bill Gates can't afford" - now THAT'S a joke for sure!

    P.S. I had comments about Bill Clinton and O.J. Simpson's "thin books", but I erased them since it's not kosher to make fun of such serious topics that ended up almost costing Hilary her marriage to Bill, humiliated his daughter at college, and as for O.J., his two children lost their mother forever... :stone
    Last edit by live4today on Apr 6, '02
  4. by   micro
    and light summer reading should include the ideal love and fantasies of the reader.............

    good reading everybody.......:kiss
    Last edit by micro on Apr 6, '02
  5. by   Mkue
    zumalong, those were hilarious !!! thanks

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Books for light summer reading