Nurses Humor
Published Aug 20, 2003
dosamigos76, RN
349 Posts
A farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond. I only came to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.
Cheryl
Shed13911
212 Posts
Cute!!
gwenith, BSN, RN
3,755 Posts
Sneaky! :chuckle
StatBlues
1 Article; 165 Posts
Very funny
Brownms46
1 Article; 2,394 Posts
:rotfl: Now that was quick thinking, so it seems he may have been old, but senile he wasn't. :chuckle