A Cure for Stuttering

  1. man visited his doctor because he had a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor consulted with the patient.
    Doctor: "It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is pulling on your vocal cords, thereby causing you this annoying problem of stuttering."

    Patient: "Ddddd octttor. Whhaaat cccan I dddo?"

    The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by removing that six inches from the penis, freeing him from this horrible problem.

    The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused him so much embarrassment, as well as, loss of employment and that anything would be worth it. The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for his follow up.

    Patient: "Doctor, the operation was a success. I have not stuttered since the operation. I have a great new job and my self esteem is fantastic. However, there is one problem My wife says that she sort of misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were removed. So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six inches?"

    The doctor scratched his forehead, thought for a minute and said, "I dddoonnn't ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble."
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   bandaidexpert
    I know this doctor!!! Just kidding. This is a good one

    :roll
  4. by   adrienurse
    :roll :roll :roll :roll
  5. by   ?burntout
    LOL!!!
  6. by   Brownms46
    :chuckle...every time I look at this thing it cracks me up. Now everytime I meet a doc that stutters I'm going to be chucking inside! :chuckle

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