Different Types Of Coworkers

Some of our coworkers are wonderful and, as a result, our shifts are great whenever we work with these people. Others are less than stellar. I have created a list of several types of healthcare coworkers, along with their behaviors. Nurses Relations Article

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Let's face it, our colleagues are rather interesting people. Some of these individuals are awesome and, as a result, our workdays flow smoothly whenever we work with them. Other people are, well, not so awesome. I have assembled a list of several types of coworkers, along with their behaviors. Read on!

Chicken-Little 'The Sky Is Falling' Nurse

This is the inefficient nurse who always refuses help, fails to delegate, and runs around all day like a chicken with her head cut off while never getting the job done. She causes you to fall behind when she delays giving change-of-shift report for 30 minutes or more to refill a water pitcher, administer a Reglan tablet late, change Mr. Doe's dressing, and complete other random tasks. This type of nurse is famous for poor time management and 'the sky is falling' outlook on life.

The Passive-Aggressive CNA

Although he is always smiling and agreeable, he uses indirect methods to express his aggression and dislike of authority. He readily agreed to give the newly admitted patient a shower at 11 o'clock in the morning, but still has not showered anyone by the time shift change arrives. Whenever a messy code brown occurs, he is nowhere to be found.

The Second-Career Nurse Who Hates Her Job

She earned a BA degree in creative writing ten years ago, and after finding nothing but low-paying temp jobs, borrowed $90,000 to complete a direct-entry MSN program at a prestigious university because nursing is so 'recession-proof.' This nurse has $100,000+ worth of student loan debt, works a bedside nursing position when she expected to go straight to management, and struggles with the concept of the 'worker bee.' She gripes, "I didn't go to nursing school to wipe butts!"

The Workplace Snitch

This person likes to portray himself as the super nurse and has the unit manager's home phone number programmed into his cell phone to secretly report others. He spends less time on patient care and more time actively looking for issues with his coworkers' work. This nurse reports people to deflect attention away from his shortcomings.

The Nurse Who Chronically Complains

This is the type of nurse who spends at least fifty percent of her shift complaining. She is the coworker who spends more time complaining about random things than actually dealing with the issues. For example, she griped for nearly an hour when a new admit arrived on the unit instead of using this precious time to get started on the assessment.

The True Team Player

The true team player is the competent coworker who is always willing to pitch in, lend a helping hand, and get the job done. This person knows the meaning of teamwork, displays professionalism at all times, and goes above and beyond.

The Unselfish Nurse Manager

She goes to bat for the nurses and knows how to effectively lead a team of healthcare workers. This is the type of leader who walks the political tightrope to achieve positive results such as increased staffing and abundant supplies.

The Elevator

This is the type of nurse who always 'elevates' colleagues in the presence of patients and families to put them at ease. When giving bedside report, he'll elevate you by telling the patient, "Jane is an excellent nurse and you will be in good hands tonight, Mr. Smith!" He never gossips or participates in trash talk.

The Expert Nurse

She has 20+ years of experience and is a wealth of information. This type of nurse readily shares her knowledge with the next generation of nurses, runs circles around coworkers, performs excellent patient care, and is a role model for all.

So, are there any other types of coworkers? Feel free to add!

I'd like to add another archetype I see often:

The Perfect Robot

Usually 20s/30s, in perfect physical shape, hair & makeup perfect. Never late, never leaves early, never sick or calls off. Usually bikes or walks or runs to work. Never discusses personal life, never goes out for happy hour. Always packs a healthy lunch. Works out regularly. No tattoos, scars, or other imperfections. Scrubs always spotless and matching. The latest healthy nursing shoes. Always has badge and pockets stocked with everything. Always perfectly calm and never makes mistakes, gets in trouble, speaks up or stands out in any way. Never has a bad day, health or family problems. Usually does okay work, never more than needed and never less.

These creatures teach me that perfectionism and total, safe balance in life is both boring and mediocre!!

Yeah...but I bet they have longevity on the job...unlike myself, with my big mouth and all!

I don't think there is anything wrong with this article and labeling our co-workers. Lord knows it wouldn't be safe to say anything to their face! And I think only the naive labor under the assumption that others aren't labeling them as well. I think it falls into the category of being glad you can't read the minds of others to know what they think about you really. Everyone is annoying in some way, including each of us. This is just a way to poke fun at it and cope with the difficult personalities we can't change on the job. Let's face it, being able to put a finger on what someone else's annoying work personality is exactly goes along way in helping us just accept it for what it is. It would be nice if they would change but at least we aren't surprised if they don't. Maybe some of the emotions that go with dealing with these personalities lighten a bit when we know what we are dealing with. And, if they feel like improving, then change is always good and everyone can surprise you sometimes by being really decent, and that's a good thing.

The Inquisitor cracked me up because I had a 20 year veteran nurse rip my reports apart everytime I gave them and it felt just like that. I was calmer once I realized this was her MO and to just plan for it. Another nurse wanted the microwave report from me-also a veteran nurse. But the slow cooker-that one REALLY got to me because she could never finish her shift on top of it so the first hour or two of mine was always wasted by her lingering presence in the nurses station, in the MAR, in the charts etc....last time I worked, she even came into the room of the patient I was caring for an hour after her shift was over to do treatments while I was in there doing another procedure. I did think it was funny, though, that the patient didn't know her name, even though she takes care of her full time days LTC. Guess she doesn't spend TOO much time in there afterall if the patients isn't sure who she is. This patient greets me by my first name everytime I see her.

Archetypes can be fun to recognize, as a group. When it's made personal at the workplace, not so much.

Would you like to know that your colleagues call you "The Intimidated Nurse", or any other label?

Name-calling, when it's personal, is never okay unless you are praising your colleague.

We change and evolve each day. What name will you be tomorrow?

Specializes in burn ICU, SICU, ER, Trauma Rapid Response.
The Inquisitor cracked me up because I had a 20 year veteran nurse rip my reports apart everytime I gave them and it felt just like that. I was calmer once I realized this was her MO and to just plan for it.

Hmmm, haven't you ever told an on coming nurse "hey just shut up and listen to my report. When I am done you may ask any questions you may have".

No. I have not.

I would never tell an oncoming nurse to shut up. I would never tell an off-going nurse to shut up.

What about the end of shift report nurses, microwave and slowcooker? The microwave nurse- who gives report in 30 seconds-doesn't cover anything, it just seems to splatter about. Then the sloooowcooker-who puts everything in the pot, and has to simmer through report and goes on and on and on......

Hehe, I go back and forth between these two. Just keep me off the stove or my report will boil over when I'm not looking!!

In LTC there's the "med cart zombie", the nurse who's so obsessed with her med pass that she misses more important things, like critically declining residents.

The "Big Mouse" is one who eats your food without asking or when your lunch or dinner is missing in the fridge.

The "unsure" nurse. Usually a new grad or someone who hasn't been a bedside nurse in a while, always asks if they are doing things right and they usually are. Asks a million questions that they already know the answers too, they are always second guessing themselves. They are so afraid that they will make mistakes, that they make mistakes. Usually end up being a pretty great nurse once they get some confidence.

The "my life could be made into a lifetime movie nurse" They miss a ton of work and are always late and always have some elaborate excuse but, never gets in trouble. Management seems to pity them. Their excuse for missing the last 2 weeks of work sounds like it is straight from a movie. Noone half believes a word that comes out of their mouth. Likes to play the victim and be the center of attention but, they are a nice person. They are usually pretty lazy and care more about socializing than working.

Specializes in geriatrics, hospice, private duty.

The the poster complaining about labels: I think any of us who aren't self-deluded and/or self-ignorant know which label or labels we fall under in the opinion of our coworkers. I can see not being a fan of labels and boxes for people, but the fact is labeling things and people along with recognizing patterns are part of some of our most basic survival skills as human beings. Welcome to the human condition; you can either learn from it (preferably laughing along the way at the utter ridiculousness of it at times) or be offended by it.

I had to giggle at the whole "nurse perfect label" though. I thought the whole never being late, never missing a shift, never bringing your personal problems to work thing was simply called "professionalism". :cheeky:

Here a couple of more:

The Time Card Puncher: The nurse who OBVIOUSLY doesn't give a crap about her patients and is just there for the pay check. You seriously doubt this nurse is giving her meds, feeding her peg tubes, changing her dressings etc. My absolute least favorite nurse with whom to work (seriously, I'd rather work with the bully; I can handle her :smug:).

The Social Butterfly: This nurse is a family favorite because she is gives them so much attention and is such an expert smoozer. She leaves you wondering when exactly the families think she is providing pt care if she has all that time to smooze with them.

We always called the nurse who thought she should be off for every weekend and holiday "nurse special".

Specializes in Operating Room, LTAC.

haha, great post!