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   Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   hit relpy ,then post

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   “virginity was guarded like the Twinkie room at Graceland,” and you had to go steady and give up your letter jacket just to get a kiss on the mouth. He didn’t plan to marry again, he’d just look for a woman he could grow to hate and buy her a house. ...

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   Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   This topic has lagged! He is walking in my tracks ,but he will never fill my shoes - by Jerry Lee Lewis

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   Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   Whenever I used to ask my grandmother what we were having for dinner, my grandpa would always get this ornery look on his face and say, "Hog **** and hominy". That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a cork screw ! She is so skinny if she stu...

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   Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

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   Thats as screwed up as swimming cleets!

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   Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   These are slicker that "snot on a Goats Glass eye"

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   Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   Just got back ,Good Job FOlks! keep em coming:wink2:

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   Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   “I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.”---Harriet Tubman There are many forms Of slavery too!!!!!!!

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

    I guess Mysubscription ran out here,had to check back in. * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, wa...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

    aint got the brains god gave a pis# ant. (looks sad) you look like somebody stole your dog walkin in high cotton

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

    Come On Lets Hear them!!!! "Ugly as Homemade soap" "So ugly he could make a freight train take a dirt road"

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    Nice body, but ugly face dreamboat body...shipwreck face is what I call em...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

    I have said for 20 years . __________ if it harelips the Devil! A friend once told me about a job he did. He said the Job went in "slick a snot on a hoe handle" I tought i'd bust a gut a Laughing

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

    Are any of Y'all good folks enjoying these?