Kkt1031

Latest Activity

1. Caption Contest

   Kkt1031 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I think I've lost my mind! Oh...found it!

2. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   Kkt1031 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Adult patient s/p ileostomy creation: "You will never see gas in my (ostomy) bag because I'm lady and my mother told me ladies don't fart."

3. Choose Your Favorite TV Nurse

   Kkt1031 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Nurse Joy, the nurse that takes care of all Pokémon. She is calm and pleasant in all situations.

4. Favorite Motivational Quote

   Kkt1031 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   "When people ask me, 'What do you do?' I say, 'Whatever it takes.'"

5. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   Kkt1031 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   When asked to describe an ortho resident, the attending said "Typical ortho beefcake, enjoys check boxes and neckties."