Tactical Nudity and Other Fun Aspects of Deployed Army Nursing

In my last Army Nursing article, I was preparing to deploy. Now seven months after that article, I am almost halfway done with my deployment! It's been an amazing experience, and not at all what I expected. Then again, I truly had no idea what to expect... Specialties Government Article

For the latter half of this year I've had the wonderful opportunity of being deployed as the only ER RN with a Forward Surgical Team (FST). One of the interesting things about being with these folks is the "forward" part. That means we're a little further forward (i.e., in austere locations) than your typical Role 3 facility, which is a Combat Support Hospital (CSH). CSHs tend to be located on larger Forward Operating Bases (FOBs) like Bagram and Kandahar, where they even have cafes and sit-down restaurants and crazy things like paved roads. Heck, even our transient base in Kuwait had a McDonald's and a Subway, among other things. But even the larger FOBs have their drawbacks, despite a few extra amenities. It's still a war zone.

Out here on our compound we don't have much. It makes life very simple because our choices are so limited. We have an awesome gym, a plywood hospital that the Navy SeaBees built for us from scratch (love those guys and gals!!), a dining facility (DFAC), an MWR room (that's Morale, Welfare, and Recreation) with computers, and ... yeah, that's about it. We have toilets that flush and showers with warm water (bonus!). There's no Post Exchange (PX) where we can shop, so that cuts down on spending money. We don't get mail that often - maybe once or twice a month, surely to decrease in winter - so mail day is like a holiday. We walk on the most awkward and unforgiving gravel you'll ever encounter; most of us have left a fair amount of knee skin on the ground here. There is never silence, for it is always broken by the hum of generators.

With the grace of Amazon.com and friends and family, I've made a comfortable room for myself. I have a small Keurig for coffee, a water kettle for tea, a string of lights of warm LED lights around my room (much nicer than the harsh fluorescents), a washable/cleanable rug made of woven recycled plastic, a super-comfy Sherpa/fleece blanket, and other small amenities that add up to a lot of creature comforts. When we have a day off (once a week we are excused from showing our faces in the building), it's a nice place to relax and watch movies on my laptop.

Speaking of laptops, we do have wifi in the building, but it's not free. It costs $99/month for unlimited access, but in terms to being able to chat during the day with our significant others via Skype or Google Hangouts or whatever, it's worth every penny. (Though I do groan each month when I have to pony up the next $99.) For a while in July, when we were moving from our tents and the FST at the former FOB next door (closed and bulldozed), we weren't sure if we'd even have internet at the new place. Yikes! But luckily the internet company sent a guy to move the equipment and hotspots over, and we cheerfully paid up. It's been pretty reliable and the customer service is great.

I've discovered that nursing is pretty much an international language. Our patients who don't speak English still respond the same way to our care, be it a friendly touch or a tetorifice booster. When they enter our ER, they seem to know that they're in capable hands, and they trust us. I have finally beat the urge to speak Spanish to the Afghan patients, too. Haha. Respira profundo!

In an FST, the ER is also known as the Advanced Trauma Life Support Section, or ATLS. I have a fantastic ATLS crew: two medics who are eager and willing to learn just about anything, and an LPN/NCOIC (noncommissioned officer in charge) who is also a seasoned medic. It has been exciting to see us grow as a team and also to see them grow in their skills sets. We have two trauma bays and all the usual ER equipment that we check daily (oh yes, I even made a checklist!): monitors, suction, vents, Belmont rapid infusers, a Zoll defibrillator, and a host of other items. We work very closely with our general surgeons, orthopedists, CRNAs, OR staff, and ICU staff. As someone who has only ever worked in the ER, getting to go into the OR is so interesting to me! We get a lot of opportunities for hands-on procedures that we'd rarely get to do elsewhere.

Of course, it's still a war zone. We have good days and bad days, triumphs and tragedies, buckets of blood and mangled body parts. We also sometimes have to deal with incoming mortars, which is why I developed the "tactical nudity" concept. Imagine this: you're in your room getting dressed or changing clothes or whatever, and you hear a boom and feel the earth shake. It's time to sprint to the bunker! But hold on, wait a minute! You're NAKED! Tactical nudity means that you're able to get dressed or change clothes in such a manner that you're never completely naked or fully undressed. I don't know how the Army has not yet promoted this concept, but we are going to patent the idea. ? Of course, in the shower, all bets are off (though we do wear shower shoes, so again, never completely naked.)

Random things I am looking forward to doing when I get home: brushing my teeth with regular tap water vs. bottled water, showering in bare feet, ordering pizza, eating fresh vegetables, walking like a normal human on pavement vs. the evil gravel, and hearing silence with no generators humming in the background.

It's a strange kind of nursing we do out here. Some days we have MASCALs, some days we have onesies and twosies that trickle in, some days we have ortho clinic during which our former patients come back for external fixation removal or revision. Sometimes we take care of our own people as well, if somebody is dehydrated or hurting. We can remove an appendix or reevaluate a bum shoulder. We've had locals bring in their children who are suffering from lasting effects of this war, and it's enough to break your heart. It's often for a second opinion that's unfortunately no different from the first.

We're almost at midtour; the days are getting colder and the hours of sunlight are dwindling. We will apparently see snow! I'm half excited and half dreading it. Either way, I know that the members of the team will carry each other through the rest of the time we'll be spending together. I am so lucky to be deployed with this crew!

Specializes in ED. ICU, PICU, infection prevention, aeromedical e.

Lol! I've been through Kuwait! I got stuck there with all you army folks. I did enjoy the free spa treatment of the microdermabrasion abrasion every time I set foot outside though. Seriously though, that one stop made me very grateful of being AF this time. Our lodging is better. I miss the esprit de corp of the army though.

We did get fresh fruit at BAF - we got good at stealing it from defac for those working who couldn't get it. Record is 9 bananas tucked into pockets of ocp's. My max was 7 - but I had other stuff too! Lol. Stealing our own bananas is one of our fun points on deployment. :)

Thank you for doing what you do. Sounds like you are making the best of a horrible situation. Hang in there.

Specializes in Emergency Room.

Very cool, thanks for posting. Thank you for all that you are doing over there.

Very good story stay safe and watch your six good luck and god speed back home

Specializes in TBD.

The only thing the world wants of us Christians is our silence.

Specializes in TBD.

My apologies; I thought I was posting on another thread. I enjoyed this post very much, keep up the good work!

Specializes in EMS, ED, Trauma, CEN, CPEN, TCRN.
My apologies; I thought I was posting on another thread. I enjoyed this post very much, keep up the good work!

Haha! My first thought was good thing I'm not Christian because I have a loud mouth, and the world would be most disappointed. :D

Specializes in EMS, ED, Trauma, CEN, CPEN, TCRN.
Lol! I've been through Kuwait! I got stuck there with all you army folks. I did enjoy the free spa treatment of the microdermabrasion abrasion every time I set foot outside though. Seriously though, that one stop made me very grateful of being AF this time. Our lodging is better. I miss the esprit de corp of the army though.

It was funny, we went from Camp LSA (Army) to Ali Al Salem (AF) while trying to transit to Afghanistan, and the difference in temporary billeting and DFAC was definitely like night and day. When we went to get linens from billeting at Ali Al Salem, we fell over laughing that they were issuing us comforters. Comforters!! So much nicer than scratchy wool blankets at CRC/Ft. Benning, or what we got at Camp LSA: nothing. LOLOL. After we got our stuff settled, we went to midnight chow, which I have not seen since.

The best part: I have to exit through Kuwait again. LOL. Yay for microdermabrasion and smooth skin! I guess I'll like it better going home vs. coming over!!! :D

Reading this took me back to my deployment a couple yrs ago. I was fortunate to be on a camp in Kuwait so we had some luxuries, and no mortars to deal with. It is amazing how fast you learn to be ready for anything, especially mid-shower or bathroom break. Haha, reminds me of being fortunate enough to have not been caught in the sand storms mid-shower or bathroom stop, those were crazy!

Thanks for the insight from a forward position. Knowing our camp was R&R for the Marines and few others that stopped in, I never took for granted how good I had it (even though my family back home thought it was still a crazy living situation). Thoughts for a safe return home!

Semper Paratus

USCG

Specializes in EMS, ED, Trauma, CEN, CPEN, TCRN.
Reading this took me back to my deployment a couple yrs ago. I was fortunate to be on a camp in Kuwait so we had some luxuries, and no mortars to deal with. It is amazing how fast you learn to be ready for anything, especially mid-shower or bathroom break. Haha, reminds me of being fortunate enough to have not been caught in the sand storms mid-shower or bathroom stop, those were crazy!

Thanks for the insight from a forward position. Knowing our camp was R&R for the Marines and few others that stopped in, I never took for granted how good I had it (even though my family back home thought it was still a crazy living situation). Thoughts for a safe return home!

Semper Paratus

USCG

Thank you for your service! :) A deployment is a deployment in terms of being away from family and friends; never an easy thing.

Back in the day when I was a graphic designer/desktop publisher, I worked for a government contracting company for a decade, a few years of that on a Coast Guard contract. I used to tell my Coasties that "Semper Paratus" really meant "Always Pirates." Tee hee! :D

Specializes in ED. ICU, PICU, infection prevention, aeromedical e.

Ali Al Salem was where I got stuck! I was on the army side by the PAX terminal for .... some long period of time....days. Then I found a phone to use and finally got someone from the AF to listen to the fact that the nurse they needed STAT from Iraq to Afghanistan was stuck in Kuwait! The guy at the pax terminal had told me if I got a general to call his army colonel then I could "make it rain" - otherwise I was stuck there for a week. AF got a general to sign some letter and I got called on the big voice overhead! Then the AF came and saved me! They took me to the AF side of base and it was like going from Kansas to OZ. Seriously, there was no dust storm over there. I remember the awesome mess hall - I had real butter on fresh pancakes and real milk! That was 2 years ago and I still remember what I ate. lol

Safe travels home!

Specializes in EMS, ED, Trauma, CEN, CPEN, TCRN.

Hahaha! You are so right about Kansas and Oz. I think the Army side has closed down, so I am hoping for all AF hospitality on my way home!