Things you'd like to say to your co-workers, but never would ....

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We've got a thread for what we'd like to say to our patients ... now onto what we'd like to say to a few (not all) of some of our fellow nasty nurse co-workers -- and I'm not even including our CNA's here -- I'm talking our fellow colleagues in nursing -- you know the ones I'm talking about:

1. Could some of you just be HUMAN for one day and not be out to get your fellow co-workers for one minute? How about showing a bit of forgiveness, and not walk around threatening to "write him or her UP" for every little nit picky thing you can find. It can come to bite you right back in the butt SOMEDAY.

2. Try laughing. Try some humor. Try a personality. Don't glare. Smile. Don't think I don't notice your little darting glares you throw at me all day -- I see them, and they poison my day.

3. Your co-workers are NOT the whipping board for every little thing that is wrong with your life, your relationships, your health, your finances, and your "woe is me" life problems. Take care of those at HOME and stop bringing them to work. Stop talking about them at work -- I'm seriously not into hearing about it. I have my own very real problems, but I don't burden everyone else with them. Wouldn't dream of it. But you do.

4. Could you also try siding with your co-workers and stop butt kissing the management? It's so tacky to do -- and it shows. You have no idea how very much it shows.

5. Do your job. Do your paperwork. Just do what is your responsibility on YOUR shift. Please stop leaving everything for the next nurse to "clean up." Give the extra five minutes and please clean up that chart so me, the nurse following you, does not get dragged down for the next 2 hours trying to fix it.

6. Try looking out for your fellow co-workers, and just not so much yourself. Work CAN be fun. Work can be full of camraderie and good will -- if folks like you could just be cleared out and re-trained. Nursing COULD be so much different -- if you'd just get out of your other-destructive patterns.

I don't have as many years in nursing as i'm sure some of you do -- but I'd love to hear more... I hope to God I don't recognize myself in any of these comments, or ever will.

Specializes in Orthopedic, LTC, STR, Med-Surg, Tele.

How about:

When you want to know why everyone is saying "congratulations!" to me, and I say "I just got engaged! I'm getting married!"...

please do not roll your eyes, and then say, "WHY?"

1.) Stop talking bad about patients when giving me report. How would you feel if you heard a nurse talking bad about your mother to another nurse? These are human beings. Treat them accordingly, even when they're not around.

2.) LOL's don't deserve an 18g in their hand. STOP DOING THAT.

3.) Do your job. Do. Your. Job. Your job does not involve gossiping about other nurses. Your job is to take care of people. Stop worrying about other nurses and start taking care of your patients.

Specializes in Orthopedic, LTC, STR, Med-Surg, Tele.

To the unit secretary:

You are NOT a nurse! When my patient asks you if his family can bring in some cocktails later, don't say YES and then go ask the doctor to write an order for my patient to have beer or wine with dinner!

And for other CNAs... I used to be a CNA. Please don't sit at the desk, TEXTING, in plain view. Please find something to do!

Had a nurse float to our unit that I had never met. Within minutes of our introduction she was telling me that she was considering having her nipples tattoed. Ohhhhh k? Thanks for the visual. I spend time re-directing patients but having to re-direct coworkers is another story. Geesh. ha ha ha I'm all for fun colorful conversation but get to know me first. Dang. ha ha ha ha

Dear day shift charge,

Why do you spend so much time checking behind everyone elses charting when your own charting sucks and is mostly false? The whole running to the NM when someone hurts your feelings is getting very old considering you humiliate and put down your co-workers in front of each other. You can dish it out but you can't take it.

Oooo-that was a nice vent.

Specializes in ED/ICU/TELEMETRY/LTC.

To the RN who called the doctor because the resident's platelets were 30:

Did you perhaps look at the labs she had drawn Friday when they were 18. Oh yes, 18 was what they were when she was released from the hospital.

Oh, you didn't happen to think about that when the lab reported the critical value?

I hate tasky nurses. THINK for crying out loud, THINK!!!!

You are a nurse. (Guess who is going to get yelled at? Oh yeah, me. I can just hear him now "Don't YOU know ANYTHING, you're supposed to be in charge?"

One more....

Dear coworker,

When a total care resident is choking during feeding, that is a sure sign for you to stop trying to shove more food in his mouth. K? I know you have poor eye sight (which is why you're on light duty) but I know you can hear him gagging and coughing.

Yours truly,

Me

1. Do NOT tell me you are too busy to help me in a room with a patient because you are "doing my homework"!!!

2. If you see me running back and forth in and out of a room, paging the doctor, punching in stat labs, and making ready for a transfer to the ICU...NO I DO NOT have time to help you turn your patient! It can wait 15 minutes!!!

3. I don't mind answering your questions, but if you can't talk to me with out belching, farting or flipping your dentures in and out of your mouth, just walk away!

To one of our PCAs - I love you , but you spend more time making coffee and telling me you're going on break than you do working!

Specializes in Med/Surg/Tele/SNF-LTC/Supervisory.

This is perfect today!!! Here goes:

"News Flash.. I worked all freakin' night, no I cannot fill the ice box to make the start of your shift smoother"

"If you absolutely hate working this unit, fine.. but please, do something about changing that or shut up about it already!"

"Yes, I do truly believe that you don't give a s**t!"

"Sure, no no, go ahead and fix your breakfast up, I'll just sit here and WAIT to give you report because you're WAY more important!"

"Wow, so you reported me to the manager for being late giving you report by 15 minutes because I was backed up after sending a res to the hospital, chasing another demented pt up and down the hall, and trying to find all the meds that weren't replenished, and OH sure, I got yer back when you make a mistake,,, you betcha!"

"Pssst, everyone in management can't stand your tattling."

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