Nurses General Nursing
Published May 19, 2001
kjmta57
94 Posts
you notice in the profiles of nurses they mostly seem blond shoulder length hair and around 20.Gee I guess we all resemble that NOT especially after 2 16 hour shifts!
leesonlpn
139 Posts
You forgot they have breasts like they are permanently engorged!Like the ones in soap operas with 6 inches of make-up, hairspray that has solidified their 'do'Thanks to shows like general hospital and Carry on Doctor. I am 43, crowsfeet, no different term hmmmm, budgie toes around my eyes, from laughing so hard when a patient shows he's the world's largest source of natural gas on turning, I have spider veins, no,,different term, hmmmm I have flowering baby red vines that were created out of necessity due to the support hose failing it's job, and I have a nurses sense of humor ( we ALL know what that is like) that makes dinner conversation and jokes with non medical folks rather stilted, and full of odd stares. I say, well, at work they'd think it was funny. Never mind. Doesn't that paint a proper picture of a nurse.PS. My bladder could win over a camels anyday.
[ May 19, 2001: Message edited by: leesonlpn ]
kewlnurse
427 Posts
Originally posted by kjmta57:you notice in the profiles of nurses they mostly seem blond shoulder length hair and around 20.Gee I guess we all resemble that NOT especially after 2 16 hour shifts!
snazzle
14 Posts
They better take lots of pics of themselves now, because once they have experienced all the years of hard work that I have, those looks will just be a fond memory.