Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 17

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

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    smoke signal 911-I am about to call a code turkey.

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    Thanks for the job shadow and no nurses do not "eat their young", where did you ever hear a thing like that???
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    "Alright people, line up! Today we change history! Everyone is getting the smallpox vaccine!!"
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    Dear Heavenly Father, we gather here together in Your presence and pray for Your loving hand to guide each of us through this day! We are so thankful that You have provided us this opportunity on this day to share Thanksgiving with our patients and fellow coworkers that we may truly appreciate the meaning of loving one another and being thankful for all that You have done for us! In Your loving name, Amen!
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    Alright guys, who is getting pulled today?
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    No really, your mothers are getting along just fine! Best roommates on the whole unit!
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    Sir, how long has your husband been in this catatonic state?
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    Wow! Well that IS a problem.... No worries thought, I think I can take care of that. I'm going to need a suture kit, plain lido and rocephin IM.
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    The CT scan shows his internal organs have been removed and replaced with a mixture of bread crumbs, gravy and cranberries. I'm so sorry. You may go see him now in room 5 where he is resting comfortably.
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    You don't know this now but one day you will thank me. Before you accept any gifts from this guy make sure you have made him sign a prenuptial agreement.

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