Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 16

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

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    Native American: How
    Nurse: Place the turkey in a preheated oven...
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    OK, now let's review all the dietary requests: it needs to be a gluten-free, low sodium, sugar-free, whole-grain, bland, nut-free, dairy-free, dye-free, chemical additive-free, vegan dinner. Anything else?
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    What Thanksgiving both are scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow!
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    No, I do not want your teepee, I NEED to pee.....
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    I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque....last time I listen to that Rabbit who thinks he's a tech....
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    Quote from Bosscow
    Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.
    John Smith, you are NOT the father......
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    Paper, scissors, Plymouth Rock...,well I don't care who won... Somebody's gotta do mr jones enema.
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    I'm here for the prostate exams... Now, who was here first?
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    I know I'm not supposed to look the guy with the feathers in the eye and I'm sure the guy with the hat is wondering how I got here first. But I'm sure this awkward moment will soon be over when they both realize I'm on the clock.
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    OK, let me understand this, you didn't bring a bow and you didn't bring a gun? Who's going to kill the turkey then? Leave it to a nurse to figure it out!

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