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- Nov 17, '12 by JCHAFF55OK, now let's review all the dietary requests: it needs to be a gluten-free, low sodium, sugar-free, whole-grain, bland, nut-free, dairy-free, dye-free, chemical additive-free, vegan dinner. Anything else?
- Nov 17, '12 by ellielaneWhat Thanksgiving dinner......you both are scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow!
- No, I do not want your teepee, I NEED to pee.....
- I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque....last time I listen to that Rabbit who thinks he's a tech....
- Quote from BosscowJohn Smith, you are NOT the father......Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.
- Nov 17, '12 by Trisha212Paper, scissors, Plymouth Rock...,well I don't care who won... Somebody's gotta do mr jones enema.
- Nov 17, '12 by kisrow72I'm here for the prostate exams... Now, who was here first?
- Nov 17, '12 by Nsacks1981I know I'm not supposed to look the guy with the feathers in the eye and I'm sure the guy with the hat is wondering how I got here first. But I'm sure this awkward moment will soon be over when they both realize I'm on the clock.
- Nov 17, '12 by tammiemacOK, let me understand this, you didn't bring a bow and you didn't bring a gun? Who's going to kill the turkey then? Leave it to a nurse to figure it out!