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Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 15

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

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    Did you teach them how to wash their hands first?
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    Have you heard the latest? Walmart, Target, and some other stores are going to be open later today for black friday sales.
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    Nurse Rachett? You can call me Nurse Pocahantas!
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    "Hi there! They told me you need some help with your dressing."
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    "I know you're new here, but you've got it mixed up- We wear costumes on Halloween, not Thanksgiving."
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    "I really appreciate the cultural sensitivity being shown here today."
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    "I'm sorry, but your going to have to get into one of our gowns"
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