Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

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Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest.

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. After a week, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 submitted captions.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our 12th Nursing Caption Contest

Paper, scissors, Plymouth Rock...,well I don't care who won... Somebody's gotta do mr jones enema.

I'm here for the prostate exams... Now, who was here first?

I know I'm not supposed to look the guy with the feathers in the eye and I'm sure the guy with the hat is wondering how I got here first. But I'm sure this awkward moment will soon be over when they both realize I'm on the clock.

OK, let me understand this, you didn't bring a bow and you didn't bring a gun? Who's going to kill the turkey then? Leave it to a nurse to figure it out!

smoke signal 911-I am about to call a code turkey.

Thanks for the job shadow and no nurses do not "eat their young", where did you ever hear a thing like that???

Specializes in Family practice/ambulatory care.

"Alright people, line up! Today we change history! Everyone is getting the smallpox vaccine!!"

Dear Heavenly Father, we gather here together in Your presence and pray for Your loving hand to guide each of us through this day! We are so thankful that You have provided us this opportunity on this day to share Thanksgiving with our patients and fellow coworkers that we may truly appreciate the meaning of loving one another and being thankful for all that You have done for us! In Your loving name, Amen!

Specializes in Family practice/ambulatory care.

Alright guys, who is getting pulled today?

Specializes in Family practice/ambulatory care.

No really, your mothers are getting along just fine! Best roommates on the whole unit!

Specializes in Family practice/ambulatory care.

Sir, how long has your husband been in this catatonic state?

Specializes in Family practice/ambulatory care.

Wow! Well that IS a problem.... No worries thought, I think I can take care of that. I'm going to need a suture kit, plain lido and rocephin IM.

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