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Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 14

Participate in our 11th Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You... Read More

  1. Visit  lizzymendoncaRN profile page
    Are we gonna ask how the heck is she gonna use that stethoscope before or after she enters the patien'ts room??
  2. Visit  lizzymendoncaRN profile page
    I asked your intern to assess the patient in room 1260 who sneezed this morning.....Welcome to flu season!
  3. Visit  mirandacombs profile page
    Dr. Ford is taking Halloween and MRSA precautions way too far this year.
  4. Visit  KSnow2332 profile page
    "Someone should tell the new guy that's not how you check rectal tone..."
  5. Visit  Murse520 profile page
    We pride ourselves in providing our nurses with the utmost quality care.
  6. Visit  Murse520 profile page
    Our nurse residency program has a 0%...I mean 3% drop out rate.
  7. Visit  papercolor profile page
    ...they say the nurse forgot to alcohol wipe the earpiece...
  8. Visit  ScottyBRN profile page
    You're not going to believe where I found this!
  9. Visit  ScottyBRN profile page
    The nursing word of the day is..."Rectum"
  10. Visit  danbr profile page
    Don't forget to wash your hands!!
  11. Visit  janaspears profile page
    "That? No, nothing... He got it at the $7 sale In the lobby."
  12. Visit  janaspears profile page
    "No, not a superbug. He's gonna try and make it to his car. Free Halloween Costume."
  13. Visit  janaspears profile page
    "That's the Psych Doc, back for rounds on 114B."