Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 14

Participate in our 11th Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You... Read More

  1. by   lizzymendoncaRN
    Are we gonna ask how the heck is she gonna use that stethoscope before or after she enters the patien'ts room??
  2. by   lizzymendoncaRN
    I asked your intern to assess the patient in room 1260 who sneezed this morning.....Welcome to flu season!
  3. by   mirandacombs
    Dr. Ford is taking Halloween and MRSA precautions way too far this year.
  4. by   KSnow2332
    "Someone should tell the new guy that's not how you check rectal tone..."
  5. by   Murse520
    We pride ourselves in providing our nurses with the utmost quality care.
  6. by   Murse520
    Our nurse residency program has a 0%...I mean 3% drop out rate.
  7. by   papercolor
    ...they say the nurse forgot to alcohol wipe the earpiece...
  8. by   ScottyBRN
    You're not going to believe where I found this!
  9. by   ScottyBRN
    The nursing word of the day is..."Rectum"
  10. by   danbr
    Don't forget to wash your hands!!
  11. by   janaspears
    "That? No, nothing... He got it at the $7 sale In the lobby."
  12. by   janaspears
    "No, not a superbug. He's gonna try and make it to his car. Free Halloween Costume."
  13. by   janaspears
    "That's the Psych Doc, back for rounds on 114B."

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