Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 10

Participate in our 11th Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You... Read More

  1. by   rbrigola
    Finally, a housekeeper that knows the meaning of "terminal clean"!
  2. by   Ldybg522RN
    I see she opted NOT to get the flu shot this season.
  3. by   NurseTay2
    Have you not heard of STANDARD PRECAUTIONS! Sheesh
  4. by   NurseTay2
    "Should we tell him she's already been discharged?"
  5. by   echoRNC711
    "She works in the OR where her OCD is a gift! "
  6. by   echoRNC711
    If you want to see him break dance ,whisper "MRSA "
  7. by   alkoiner
    Looks like the Dr. borrowed your stethescope again.
  8. by   Trish4school
    "That costume you bought is so realistic! When should we tell the new resident there isn't really a special decontamination procedure required after each patient?"
    Last edit by Trish4school on Oct 23, '12 : Reason: Remove originating post
  9. by   echoRNC711
    No methane gas allergy prevents him from colostomy care
  10. by   angelnurses
    So who has the disease doctor, the nurse or the patient?
  11. by   angelnurses
    Excuse me sir, we need to see your identification badge clearly displayed.
  12. by   angelnurses
    Dr.Smith, these refresher courses are really getting overboard, wouldn't you agree?
  13. by   echoRNC711
    "It's the new initiative to decrease length of stay"

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