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April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 5

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption... Read More

  1. Visit  TroyHowlett profile page
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    All I said was "I'm here to shave you for your vasectomy".
  2. Visit  TroyHowlett profile page
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    Forgot to warm the bedpan again.
  3. Visit  TroyHowlett profile page
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    Call a code; he just read his bill.
  4. Visit  TroyHowlett profile page
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    His urologist just explained the difference between gangrene and "ring around the collar".
  5. Visit  TroyHowlett profile page
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    Mixed up his Viagra and Ambien. He's been "up" all night.
  6. Visit  hbhalla profile page
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    Is it even harder than labor
  7. Visit  hbhalla profile page
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    Wat are we waiting for lets do it without the anesthesia
  8. Visit  andreasmom02 profile page
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    Ladies, for the love of Pete!! PLEASE STOP GOSSIPING! I'm so sick of hearing about how nurse Janet in ICU is having an affair with Dr. Brown in cardiology!! Someone get me outta here!
  9. Visit  Mickysminnie profile page
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    "I just informed Mr. Jones that because of the Nitroglycerin he'll be taking, he's can't take Viagra anymore."
    Sea_of_Roses likes this.
  10. Visit  g8sushma profile page
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    This is what happens when you leave the patient in the room too long.
  11. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
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    I just told him he is going to have to get his spinal tap with less numbing solution than normal because there's a shortage of it, and he started doing what you see.
  12. Visit  Sea_of_Roses profile page
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    I was trying to calm the patient's pre-op nerve jitters with some visual imagery, told him to imagine himself swimming at the beach...apparently he's hydrophobic.
    kshelat likes this.
  13. Visit  Sea_of_Roses profile page
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    Mr. Smith's wife gave birth to a 12 lb baby, the L&D Nurse noticed he was in a state of shock afterwards and sent him up here...that was 8 hours ago.


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