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4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  jeniwren1 profile page
    #13 0
    I told you Stan, she said STAT not pat.
  2. Visit  louisezechaRN profile page
    #14 5
    "No I am NOT the 'HEAD' nurse!
  3. Visit  jeniwren1 profile page
    #15 0
    Honey come back. Your uniform doesn't make you look fat. I paused because I was going to sneeze. Honey?
  4. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
    #16 7
    C'mon! All I asked is why you didn't become a doctor instead of just a nurse! I thought it was a compliment!
  5. Visit  steppiann profile page
    #17 6

    I just asked her if she wanted to switch shifts with me this weekend.
  6. Visit  jeniwren1 profile page
    #18 1
    Marvin found out the hard way when Nurse Barker learned he really didn't need mouth to mouth.
  7. Visit  bronnie profile page
    #19 0
    Oh yeah! I remember I asked her if she had something that would 'knock me out' in emergency the other day!
  8. Visit  dhpsyrn2000 profile page
    #20 1
    Don't ever say, "You're just a nurse."
  9. Visit  whichone'spink profile page
    #21 0
    Nurse: "This is for last week in the ED. I really wanted to do this".
  10. Visit  Double-Helix profile page
    #22 1
    "That'll be the last time he asks any nurse for a sponge bath..."
  11. Visit  hb08491 profile page
    #23 0
    Dont look at me....these are dental hygiene scrubs!
  12. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
    #24 4
    S/P Nursewhooping. . .
    "You'll want to put some ice on that, and take two Ibuprofen by mouth q4-6hrs PRN, . . .plus full bedrest on COUCH!"
    Last edit by BostonTerrierLoverRN on Apr 29, '12
  13. Visit  kgfrn profile page
    #25 2
    When I say visiting hours are over...VISITING HOURS ARE OVER!!!