4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

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This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse... Read More

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    Hey Doc, I thought you said you gave her stethoscope back?
    Last edit by jadedjoy85 on Apr 29, '12 : Reason: Grammatical
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    All I said was "I hear nurses do it with patience!"
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    "Hey, I thought my pickup line, 'You could catheterize me any day' was pretty clever."
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    I told you Stan, she said STAT not pat.
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    "No I am NOT the 'HEAD' nurse!
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    Honey come back. Your uniform doesn't make you look fat. I paused because I was going to sneeze. Honey?
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    C'mon! All I asked is why you didn't become a doctor instead of just a nurse! I thought it was a compliment!
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    I just asked her if she wanted to switch shifts with me this weekend.
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    Marvin found out the hard way when Nurse Barker learned he really didn't need mouth to mouth.
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    Oh yeah! I remember I asked her if she had something that would 'knock me out' in emergency the other day!