4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   jeniwren1
    I told you Stan, she said STAT not pat.
  2. by   louisezechaRN
    "No I am NOT the 'HEAD' nurse!
  3. by   jeniwren1
    Honey come back. Your uniform doesn't make you look fat. I paused because I was going to sneeze. Honey?
  4. by   canesdukegirl
    C'mon! All I asked is why you didn't become a doctor instead of just a nurse! I thought it was a compliment!
  5. by   steppiann

    I just asked her if she wanted to switch shifts with me this weekend.
  6. by   jeniwren1
    Marvin found out the hard way when Nurse Barker learned he really didn't need mouth to mouth.
  7. by   bronnie
    Oh yeah! I remember I asked her if she had something that would 'knock me out' in emergency the other day!
  8. by   dhpsyrn2000
    Don't ever say, "You're just a nurse."
  9. by   whichone'spink
    Nurse: "This is for last week in the ED. I really wanted to do this".
  10. by   Double-Helix
    "That'll be the last time he asks any nurse for a sponge bath..."
  11. by   hb08491
    Dont look at me....these are dental hygiene scrubs!
  12. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    S/P Nursewhooping. . .
    "You'll want to put some ice on that, and take two Ibuprofen by mouth q4-6hrs PRN, . . .plus full bedrest on COUCH!"
    Last edit by BostonTerrierLoverRN on Apr 29, '12
  13. by   kgfrn
    When I say visiting hours are over...VISITING HOURS ARE OVER!!!

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