10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   caffeineaddict
    Do I look fat? No, but you look a little green between the ears and everywhere else.
  2. by   caffeineaddict
    Please don't be upset if I don't speak to you in the hallway.
  3. by   TopazLover
    I don't care that you washed your hands. Where is the PPE? You are not using proper isolation techniques. Obviously.
  4. by   caffeineaddict
    I know I look a little "under the weather" but are you still hiring?
  5. by   caffeineaddict
    I dont know Sheldon,but people keep staring at me. Did I spill something on my shirt?
  6. by   emmie9905
    And you thought you had a bad patient!!!
  7. by   caffeineaddict
    Are you sure your vaccinations are up to date?
  8. by   caffeineaddict
    You wore gloves but forgot to gown up didn't you?
  9. by   caffeineaddict
    Won't need the Compazine, the patient says he feels better now.
  10. by   Powers225
    "I don't care what happened in there, if you didn't chart it, you didn't do it!!"
  11. by   Powers225
    "When I say duck, I mean duck!"
  12. by   trinay30
    "Looks like we need to call a CODE GREEN"
  13. by   trinay30
    "You forgot to wear your PPE again"?