10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 18

by brian Admin

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More


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    C-diff, huh?
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    "Mrs. Doe, can you please go back to your room now? You're making a mess in the hallway."
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    So what brings you to the hospital today?
    croppyRN likes this.
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    "And which patient are you here to see?"
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    I'm sorry mam but visiting hours are over.
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    Have you traveled outside of the country recently?
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    I forgot to warn you ... the baby in room 5 has hypertrophic pyloric stenosis
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
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    I knew it was gastro and not cardiac - I am the best. Sort yourself out nurse - need to look nice on the ward.
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
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    "No, I'm sorry Shirley, I can't let you go home early. JCAHO is coming next week and we need everyone on hand to get ready for their visit. I really appreciate you putting the hospital first and cooperating during this critical time for the company. Huh...what's that? Are you upset, or are you just aspirating?"
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    "The problem we have around here, Shirley, is too many negative nurses. Look at it this way, at least you didn't get any in your hair."


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