Your Pregnant!!!

[yipididit]

I had this sent to me and couldn't pass up the chance to pass it along.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby

move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a

baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody

that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain

I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the

delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to

feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

[DougD1]

I am forwarding this to my wife as she is 4 months pregnant.

Thanks for the great post!!!!

[PhantomRN]

Oh these are fabulous.

[judy ann]

Should be required reading in every ob's office