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1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes

> back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come

> back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it

> just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,

> eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money,

> and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it

> free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.


> 2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day,

> someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.


> 3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves

> completely.


> 4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear

> tight shoes.


> 5) The nice part about living in a small tow! n: When

> you don't know what you're doing, someone else always

> does.


> 6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along

> came today.


> 7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I

> regain consciousness.


> 8) Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a

> while and it shrinks two sizes!


> 9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our

> bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard

> from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you

> like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous

> toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen

> it and die."


> 10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms

of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.



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Specializes in ICU.

Those are cute..thanks for sharing!

Katnip, RN

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So close to home!

:roll :roll :roll :roll :roll

J-RN student

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Loved it!:rotfl: :rotfl:


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# 10 is my fav, and it's so true!


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Hey....nice #1....:D

woops...I used to have that as my tag....:)


1,024 Posts

Hey....nice #1....:D

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