undefinedundefined :rotfl: we get this guy in to the county lock up. he's only doing 29 days. he has brought the meds he takes, 16 in all. rangeing from ms contin to muscle relaxers to antiseizure to emu cream and emu patches, his laxatives which include suppositories. he looks 70 but is only 49. he has had a failed nissan fundoplication which led to esophageal hernia which needed repair, a failed lumbar fusion which led to chronic pain also the graft site failed too. all according to him. ever since he was booked in he has faked constipation, insanity, delerium, ive fallen and i can't get up, a heart attack, a stroke, he has 2 days left and today he pooped on the floor in his cell, said it was an accident. each time he pulled one of these stunts, he had all the officers completely freaking. i would not allow the officers to help him. i walked over to his cell during the "ive fallen scam" and gave him a lecture through the hatch door. he gives it up, gets up and goes back to his bunk to ponder his next scam. i cannot wait till this guy is gone, he has been one nightmare after another. he was possibly the first one to make me madder than a hornet and be completely entertained at the same time :rotfl: