What do women do?

[TitaniaSidhe]

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.

His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud,

with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The

door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and

there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even

bigger

mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug

was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a

cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items

of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was

spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled

on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand

was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of

clothes,looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that

something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as

it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet

towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet

paper lay in a heap

and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to

the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas,

reading a

novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again

smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and

you ask me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes," was his incredulous

reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it.."

[Brownms46]

:rotfl: :roll Good one!

[boopchick]

That was a good one! Thanks for the smile. :)